So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
(I want to be just like Maxine when I grow up)....
Have a happy day
Kris
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LOL don't you just wish you could say stuff like that and not get fired! It would make working so much more fun!!!
Oh my heaven....I laughed so hard...I had to run to the loo ! LOL
Ok...I'm truthfully LOLRO on this one. Hysterical.
xoRebecca
I have seen that before and laugh every time. No - I could not be a WalMart greeter. I would get fired immediately. :-)
Glenda
HA! Funny! Good one!
hilarious.
should have used that one along with my walmart cake!!
lol.
xo
OH I LOVE IT!!!! I just had a snooty lady tell me "Its women like you that make it everything hard for women like me"....I felt like saying "Oh, sorry I will go home and stuff myself with choc,till I look like you"....if only I could have!!!! So glad you came by, missed you!! Talk soon....man I love this post!!! Chrissy
Haha. Oh i wish i could have said this to a few people when i worked at the bank. lol. Mishelle
I wouldn't last ten minutes at Wal-Mart! I was at the Ross Store yesterday and there was a family there that I swear must have been raised in a barn!
Thanks for the laugh!
Deanna :D
What courage and spunk! This sure made me smile. The lady should have seen it coming with her attitude and all :-p
Ha, ha thanks for the laugh!
Cathy
Hi Kris, LOL~~ I Love this one. I will be thinking of this whenever I see a greeter at Walmart. LOL!
Too funny and a good way to start the morning. Thank you.
Have a great day. Hugs,
Celestina Marie
OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm still laughing and I've read it twice......hahahahahhqaahahahahahha! Snort! That was FUUUUUUUUUNNY!!!
hahahahaha
Kris, this is a hoot girl!!! I am having a laughing fit here!!
Hugs and thanks for making my day!
Yvette
Too funny, I want to be like Maxine when I grow up too!
May you have a wonderful Memorial day weekend my friend...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
I wish I could have been there for that! Love it.
That is sooo funny. thanks for the brightener! -susan
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